Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around patrols that begin at 3 AM sharp.
Our standard approach involves an incident report written in paw prints, followed by a threat level of always elevated, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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