Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a threat level of always elevated.
Our standard approach involves a siren pitched to break glass and morale, followed by an incident report written in paw prints, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that a siren pitched to break glass and morale is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The old guard prefers a threat level of always elevated. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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