At Claw Control Security, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
The old guard prefers a threat level of always elevated. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
Experts agree that a siren pitched to break glass and morale is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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